Gold Plated Everything!!!

I've seen a lot of things get gold plated but this one just amazed me. Its a 24k gold PS3. with the matching controller. This will bring your gaming to another level. But if you combine this with that asian chick you will have one very interesting night.... P.S. it cost $4999.00

Pay Your Bills

Don't ignore your girlfriend to play PS3 at 3 a.m. if you don't have a job to pay the bills, cause she will destroy that shit. I think in the end its the girls fault because she knew her boyfriend was a total loser for awhile since they live together...

Gaming is Serious Buisness

Crazy man Erik Salvador Ayala went on a killing/suicide spree in Portland, but he took his gaming so serious he left specific steps in his suicide note tp his roommate regarding what should happen to his PS3.

He wrote:
You know my ps3 is special. Similar USED ps3's go for AT LEAST $450-$500. Our landlord guy wants a ps3 like mine. Let him know that $400 would be a GOOD deal. If he doesn't want it, format the drive by going to Settings>System>Format Utility. You can say it "comes with the latest firmware software" to help market it on the internet. In case you don't know, it's the special "100% backwards compatible" (60 GB) ps3.

If it wasn't for the 2 deaths n 7 injured this would've been epic lol moment...R.I.P. to those lost

Rock Out With Cock Out...

WarBeast has released a badass guitar control for the PS3 that will make you seem like a real rocker when you play Guitar Hero or RockBand. This things is crazy smooth and since your probably never going to ever learn how to play a REAL guitar might as well get the best FAKE guitar out there. BUT MAKE SURE YOU KEEP YOUR PRIVATES IN YOUR PANTS!!!!!