Supermarket Winness!!!

I don't know how the hell the people at this supermarket had time for all this, but this is so awesome. But i wonder what they are gonna do when they need to actually use these sodas!!!!!

Colorless Coke

No I'm not talking about clear cocaine, but the new coca cola can. Coke got Harc Lee to design it, and best part is that while it looks awesome it also helps the environment, because no paint ill be used to color all those cans!!! So go get your coke on ;-)

Crackheads Love Lasers!!!

Seems like Crackheads not only need to get their dope fix, but they also need a laser fix as well. Some presumably college guys to a laser and drove a crackhead insane as he tried to catch it. I don't know what is so interesting about a laser, but he was determined to find out. As Rick James once told us "Cocaine is a HELL of a drug!!!"

The Sniffles King

When It comes to the sniffles, The Clipse got you covered. And since I'm in waiting mode till "Till the Casket Drops" actually drops I'm going heavy on my Clipse collection. And upon a debate of the best coke rappers, this line was brought to my attention. It was pretty badass when i read it but when you hear Malice spit it, it's totally different feel!!! Might be best coke line of ALL TIME (Kanye goes here)

It shames me to no end,
To feed poison to those who could very well be my kin (uh huh)
But where there's demand, someone will supply
So I feed them their needs at the same time cry
Yes it pains me to see them need this
All of them lost souls and I'm their Jesus
Deepest regret and sympathy to the street
I see them pay for they fix when they kids couldn't eat (so sorry)
And with this in mind, I still didn't quit
And that's how I know, that I aint shit (I aint shit)

Dirty Money Dirty Money

Well as i surfed the web I came across this little note in bossip:

"Traces of cocaine taint up to 90 percent of paper money in the United States, a new study finds. A group of scientists tested banknotes from more than 30 cities in five countries, including the United States, Canada, Brazil, China, and Japan, and found “alarming” evidence of cocaine use in many areas.
U.S. and Canadian currency had the highest…
…levels, with an average contamination rate of between 85 and 90 percent, while Chinese and Japanese currency had the lowest, between 12 and 20 percent contamination.
The findings were presented yesterday at the 238th National Meeting of the American Chemical Society in Washington, D.C. Study leader Yuegang Zuo of the University of Massachusetts in Dartmouth said that the high percentage of contaminated U.S. currency observed in the current study represents nearly a 20 percent jump in comparison to a similar study he conducted two years ago. “To my surprise, we’re finding more and more cocaine in banknotes,” Zuo said. Scientists have known for years that paper money can become contaminated with cocaine during drug deals and directly through drug use, such as snorting cocaine through rolled bills. Contamination can also spread to banknotes not involved in the illicit drug culture, because bills are processed in banks’ currency-counting machines. “I’m not sure why we’ve seen this apparent increase, but it could be related to the economic downturn, with stressed people turning to cocaine,” Zuo said.
Such studies are useful, he noted, because the data can help law enforcement agencies and forensic specialists identify patterns of drug use in a community."

IF THATS TO LONG TO READ, it basically says that 85-90 percent of the U.S. currency has trace of cocaine!!! Which is ridiculous if you think about it, because i don't know about you, but i love smelling money. So potentially I have trace of coke somewhere in my system. Which also makes me think is there enough traces of coke in money to actually show up in a drug test. But the biggest thing that comes to my mind is that Bill Gates, Warren Buffet and Carlos Slim Helu may have the biggest cartel of cocaine since Pablo Escobar

The Magic Coke Can

This isn't the infamous coke can that had the sniff candy in it, but the one that had real money in it!!! Supposedly coke took some coke cans and filled them with money for some special customers. What is funny is that the money comes out in perfect shape to mess with the "white girls"!!!!!! ;-)