Saving Lives Never Looked So Good!!!

If you watch The Office you know CPR could be one scary ass class that ends in a horrid recreation of the Texas ChainSaw Massacre, but where there is dark there is also light. This is sure to brighten your day, because even if you don't lear how to save a life, you'll get to see the sexiest CPR EVER!!!!

Amy Winehouse Never Looked This Sexy

Here is Adriana Lima's interpretation of Amy Winehouse signature look. Might I say that she make Amy look quite freaking sexy...

The Gay Test!!!

Are you Gay or Not, this will let you know!!!


How to know if your gay after jump!!!

Depending hat you notice first....
If you see chicks ass = NOT Gay
If You see cartoon arm = Gay
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Oh Shit the Blog is 1 Year and 2 days old!!!!

Happy Anniversary to Abyss-News!!!!! WOOOOOO

Hand Job For One Easy Payment of $5

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Asians Always Get It Right

Asians are always known for their advancement in technology and life style. Here is one thing that they defiantly got right.

Order Up!!!

Seems like Rihanna is keeping the Christmas list short, All she wants is Food and Sex. Well Great Sex and Food. I'm sure the videos is full of, I can give her that good dick blah blah, but let's keep it funky half them wouldn't know what to do with all that. The interviewer couldn't even react. But what i could say is that me and half the world will be more than willing to TRY and satisfy that, but at the end of day, I'LL be MORE than satisfied if i smashed that!!! O_O. P.S. she must really need dick if she saying it in an interview, HUH?

That's What She Said

l'll Let Natalia Pokrovskaya's picture do the talking.

Girls and Art!!!

This Combination of Naked Girls and Art is a better combo than Chicken and Waffles (never actually tried it). This incorporates two of the most beautiful things and puts it in one. All you need to do is go to Girls In Front Of Art!!!

Happy 2 Days After Halloween

Rosa Acosta's Halloween costume, because it is ASWESOME!!!

Rosa's Full Exposure

A recently posted a few pictures of the Terry Richardson and Rosa Acosta photoshoot, but here is the WHOLE thing. Despite fact that Rosa Acosta didn't pose completely nude (I Don't think she has THOSE deer headlight kind of pics) these picture give you a good idea of how God (Chuck Norris) delivered her to this earth, with a few years of development of course. But I'm pretty sure everyones gonna enjoy this:

Weezer Sexy as Video

Although this video actually has nothing to do with Weezer it sure is a sexy video that they should link themselves with. It's weird cause i connect this song with Rock Band, cause it always comes up, but this songs pretty fucking awesome anyway. Enjoy this video though!!!!

Untitled from Victor Del Toro on Vimeo.

Advertisement Taken To HNL

Here is a Boob and Ab Advertisement thats taken to HOLE NUVA LEBEL!!!! This shit is crazy inappropriate sexy, sexist, homoerotic all in one!!!!

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Mas Rosa Costa!!!

Because she's so damn beautiful and Dominican Here is MORE Rosa Acosta. Her accent is sexy as hell but her spanish is just stupid hot!!!!

Protect YourSelf From Mass Murder

Watch this video, which may hands down be the most effective ad I've seen in months. Its very provocative and shouldn't be seen in public area, but it's AMAZINNG!!

World AIDS Day Ad: Hitler from ANIMALnewyork.com on Vimeo.

Note, Mya is Making a Comeback and She's BANGIN!!!

Mya was a pretty big deal back in the day, and it seems she's coming out of the trenches to make a come back!!! She has been siting for about a month, but this picture proves she's defiantly still hot, a little thicker but still bangin!!!! Sooner or Later they'll have to leak nude pictures of her!!!

This BITCH Right Here, I'mma Kill Her!!!

While surfing the net i stumbled upon this chick who stole my signature pose. At first glance i was like damn she's hot but than i quickly realized she didn't have a sign that says "I <3 Abyss", so if you see this chick tell her I'm looking for her!!!

How To Enjoy Stretching

Watch this awesome video which takes you through a few stretches with magazine model Rosa Acosta (Dominican, Woot). If I say so myself she is quite limber and oh so sexy!!!

Bikini's Get even Skimpier!!!

So well if you didn't think Bikini's couldn't get skimpier, you were wrong!!! because some company made these awesome ass bikini's that evaporate after 3 minutes in water. Yep that right completely naked in the water after 3 minutes.

Trailer Dissolvable Bikini: does it work? from Clint.be on Vimeo.

Here is the ultra uncensored version that you should see!!!
And if you have some one to buy it for get it here!!!

Vanessa Hudgen's Greatness

This isn't a post showing Vanessa's titties but a post of Dane Cook putting Vanessa on blast for showing her tits. It's just so funny because someone should've clearly told her this before (despite fact that the glorious pictures wouldn't have see light of day). Her face just says everything that words can't