Amy Winehouse Never Looked This Sexy

Here is Adriana Lima's interpretation of Amy Winehouse signature look. Might I say that she make Amy look quite freaking sexy...

Oh Shit the Blog is 1 Year and 2 days old!!!!

Happy Anniversary to Abyss-News!!!!! WOOOOOO

2012 Is Coming?!?!?!?!

It's weird how i didn't hear much about this big as meteor that landed in Africa. It's the kind of thing that makes you realize that Jon Gosselin's daily life isn't that fucking important. But this is scary and beautiful at the same time, kind of like Adriana Lima in a monsters costume...

Adriana Lima Gifs Make My Body Tingle

Here are some Adriana Lima Gifs that make men feel all fuzzy inside!!!






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Been On Hiatus So Enjoy!!!

Since I've been M.I.A. for awhile here are some pictures you can enjoy!!!!

Meagan Fox Possibly Naked?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Check out this corny as movie entitled "Jennifer's Body" which stars the hottest women since Adriana Lima. From looks of it it looks like she will be naked at least once in the movie, which is defiantly worth the $12 admission, and the hours and half of shitty movie!!

Jennifer's Body trailer
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My Future Wife in Elle

Look at the spread of Adriana Lima in Elle's magazine. How i wish is was my clothes that she had on, because in the end she would have to take it off, and god damn it she is too sexy in underwear.





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This Would Be the ChuckMobile

Don't have any cathy things to say about the Lamborghini Murciélago LP 670-4 SuperVeloce beside this thing is pure badass, and maybe the most gorgeous Lamborghini ever to come out. This thing must sound like a freaking Fire Dragon when it starts. The body design on this is also perfected, it's like Adriana Lima on four wheels. so here check it out and the Spec were stolen from Uncrate!!!



Specs:It boasts 670 hp from a 6.5L V12, which combines with decreased weight for a 0-62 time of just 3.2 seconds and a top speed of 212 mph. Add to that transparent polymer plates on the carbon fiber engine cover, Alcantara interior with exterior-matched stitching, and all wheel drive.

GOD DAMN IT

SO I WAS HIT WITH THE MOST DEVASTATING NEWS EVER TODAY!!!! ADRIANA LIMA IS OFFICIALLY MARRIED TO MARKO JARIC. YEA I KNOW WHO THE FUCK IS MARKO JARIC??? WELL APPARENTLY HE PLAYS IN THE NBA AND IS MARRIED TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN EVVVER EVVVER EVVVER EVVER (BESIDES MY MOM). SO I'M HERE JUST POSTING ABOUT ONE OF THE WORST DAY EVER!!!! SO FREAKING WACK, I TOTALLY ENVY THAT NON-SKILLED BASKETBALL PLAYER WHO IS DEFIANTLY NOT HANDSOME ENOUGH FOR ADRIANA....WOWZERS THAT SUCKS BALLS. BUT I GUESS I HAVE TO WAIT TILL SHE REALIZES THAT HE IS NOT GOOD AND CATCH HER ON REBOUND!!!!

Love Don't Cost a Thing But This Bra Cost a Pretty Penny

Ok if you know me even a little, knows that one day I plan on marrying Adriana Lima. Although I know I can persuade her with out a dollar to my name, its going take me WAY more to get this bra off of her. Because it cost a cool $5,000,000. Yea that right FIVE(s) Million Dollars. It comes equipped with 3,575 black diamonds, 117 one carat white round diamonds, 34 rubies and two black diamond drops for a total carat weight of 1500ct (100ct from the two black diamond drops)! The bra even has a name, its called Black Diamond Fantasy Miracle Bra created by jeweler Martin Katz. You may think its all those stones that make it expensive but something tells me it has litttle to do with the fact Lima is modeling it.