The Chuck Norris Condom!!!

Here is the kind of condom that was made for the almighty Chuck Norris (pause). It's funny cause you can think of the girls in the condom as the line to get with Chuck, or the the people in condom as Chuck Norris' children!!!

Adriana Lima Gifs Make My Body Tingle

Here are some Adriana Lima Gifs that make men feel all fuzzy inside!!!






And The Men Say:

Quote of the Day

“When God said "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said "Say Please."
Chuck Norris Facts

This Would Be the ChuckMobile

Don't have any cathy things to say about the Lamborghini Murciélago LP 670-4 SuperVeloce beside this thing is pure badass, and maybe the most gorgeous Lamborghini ever to come out. This thing must sound like a freaking Fire Dragon when it starts. The body design on this is also perfected, it's like Adriana Lima on four wheels. so here check it out and the Spec were stolen from Uncrate!!!



Specs:It boasts 670 hp from a 6.5L V12, which combines with decreased weight for a 0-62 time of just 3.2 seconds and a top speed of 212 mph. Add to that transparent polymer plates on the carbon fiber engine cover, Alcantara interior with exterior-matched stitching, and all wheel drive.

Thank You to Our Photographer

Here at Abyss news we would like to send an enormous thank you to our photographer code name CHUCK NORRIS. Many of the pictures featured here are taken by him. So if you see him don't hesitate to say HEY!!!!

CHECK HIM and HIS GEAR out!!!!!

Sometimes People Should Keep Shit to Themselves

After further review WE came to the conclusion

New York Snow Storm

This is what Chuck Norris said after that snow storm in NYC friday