Killa has Spoken Decemeber 8th, DO IT!!!!

I've tried to get the message through but no one can get the message through like Cam'ron. Here what he had to say about Till' The Casket Drops!!!!!

Cam'ron & Vado-Clipse-Till the Casket Drops-December 8th!!! from ReUpGangRecords.net on Vimeo.

Lets Get Down to Business ;-)

Dom's of Hollywood has released there Business Polo, which has to people handling theirs. Its pretty nice take on the classical polo, because it doesn't look like to people are having sex on your shirt from far, which keeps it classy, while an up close look shows what kind of business your really into. NadaMean?

Here's what Dom has to say about the 2 colors:
The red logo says: “I’m in charge here.” It says, “I’m passionate about what I’m doing.” It says, “I’m the man, and I know it.” And you are the man.

The burnt orange logo says: “I like football.” It also says, “Keep your mind out of the gutter, hater…she’s probably just hiking him the ball.”

Bob Esponja Mania

Over the years there has been a great obsession with Sponge Bob Squarepants in pop culture. Everyone from Marc Jacobs, Nigo and even Kaws have used the wonderful cartoon. Well now it's Karl Lagerfelds turn. He gave the Spongebob plush toy make over with a traditional Karl outfit, down to the glasses and fingerless gloves. It reminds me of the Stewie Make over i once did, except mine didn't go for €1,000. Hopefully in time my shits worth that much...

Don't have colored picture...

One out of Four

Seems like everything that Seth MacFarlane makes isn't pure comedy. He did a few commercials for Windows 7, and i can honestly say that the one above was the only somewhat funny one. Seems like Mac wins yet again!!

Best Thing To Cum From AIDS!!!!

Keith Haring was known for his preaching of safe sexs, because he was an aids victim. Well now Proper Attire took this and made some Haring Condoms. So now when you go up in there you can do it safely and in STYLE!!!! Get yours here or here!!!!

Thanks Peta

For some reason i always hated PETA, because i feel like they taking everything just way to fucking far. I am not for animal cruelty and defiantly think things like fur should be banned, but when your talking about daily nutrition it's just stupid. Here is a Thanksgiving ad that rarely anyone aired. P.S. It reminds I want a new jacket...

R.E.D. Best Album in 2010

The Game who is now known as Game recently tweeted "The R.E.D. Album is gonna be classic, that's a promise. Executive produced by Dr. Dre and Pharrell. The music is phenomenal.” Although this seems like self-proclamation it seems like this maybe one of the biggest albums of 2010. He recruited two of the best hip-hop production and word is he has DJ premier coming to the booth soon too. So someone better give Drake a heads up because Game has done three Great albums that were perfectly crafted. And on top of that he has a Compton album, called Diary of Compton with almost all the Californians!!! So 2010 Games Big year!!!

Do The Stanky Vag!!! (Not Literally)

Well seems like computers working enough to get the videos in. This is pretty nasty if you think about it, but its always fun to laugh at others misery. literally

Order Up!!!

Seems like Rihanna is keeping the Christmas list short, All she wants is Food and Sex. Well Great Sex and Food. I'm sure the videos is full of, I can give her that good dick blah blah, but let's keep it funky half them wouldn't know what to do with all that. The interviewer couldn't even react. But what i could say is that me and half the world will be more than willing to TRY and satisfy that, but at the end of day, I'LL be MORE than satisfied if i smashed that!!! O_O. P.S. she must really need dick if she saying it in an interview, HUH?

Comps Acting Up, But Not For THis!!!

No Blogging this weekend cause I'm home and comps being stupid, but I have post this. I fucks with Wayne 100% but this is awful!!! The Ganja is defiantly fucking with his chords cause them shits sound rustier than a motherfucker. But who cares he killed No Ceilings, and I pay for the raps not the singing!!! BUT HE NEEDS STOP THIS!!!

Every HSN Sale Ever Made!!!

This to me seems like a parody of the HSN sales that be going on, when they sell all that random ridiculousness. I know the guy is on Eastbound and Down, but I know him from somewhere else, and he is mad funny. My favorite part, has to be the with duster, yet again reality combined with comedian = hilarious!!!!

The Avett Brothers - Slight Figure Of Speech - watch more funny videos

Cokes Timeline

I never noticed how long coca-cola has been around, but they have been around for so long that their first bottles had cork in it!!! I don't know why that seems so odd since they do it with wine but its just real random. Here is the evolution of the bottles starting from 1899 than 1900, 1915, 1916, 1957, 1986!!! I guess they moved to plastic after that....

The Dominican Way Of Life

Many people in America look to cities like Compton, Oakland, Detroit as some of the most volatile places to got to. Well although they may be some of the worst cities in America they don't compare to what happens in Dominican Republic, and it's not even one of worst countries. Here a little taste of what happens when the police tries to mess with the delinquents. HINT: it's not the bad guys that are running!!!!!!!!

AraabMuzike Part Who Knows What

Realized that i had a few post saved as drafts, and here is one of them, the all amazing AraabMuzik for the CHUCk knows what time on the blog!!!!

# 1 Reason To Wear Baggy Jeans!!!

This may revolutionize the entire fashion scene. Check out how dude is packing them burners in his pocket, just because he wouldn't fall into the skinny jeans fad!!!!!!

Andy Warhol X Michael Jackson

Just fell upon this beautiful art piece that was auctioned off at The Michael Jackson Auction. It sold for $812,500 and word on the street(http://inmusic.ca) is that it had to do a lot with Jackson's death because prior to his death similar pieces couldn't even find a home. Hot none the less, not worth an apartment though!!!

No Wonder There is No Walmart in the City

Considering that Walmart is worth almost $200 billion it's pretty amazing the kind of things you'll see in the store. Yeah the dollar is down but i don't think a store worth Z$200 billion Zimbabwe dollars should have this kind of nonsense in it. Well if you want to enjoy the wonders of Walmart just go to People of Walmart!!!









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This blog is like WHOA!!!!

Once again I fell upon the blog You The Whoa. Their shit is pretty awesome, they have some stuff I've seen before but they have even more stuff that I haven't. They have some pretty awesome pictures accompanied by some witty as captions. Here are some of my favorite!!!!
















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Stewie's Simple And NONsexual Task

This was so fucking funny, I have no clue how the hell this kind of stuff makes it on air. Sorry for the shit quality but that's all i could find!!! This is just banana's though these writers are just genius. And Clearly the FCC aren't as big of douches as they say!!!


Lil Extra

Christian Louboutin with Them RED Bottoms(UPDATE)

In the women's fashion world Christian Louboutin's are regarded as one of the best shoes you can get. They are easily recognizable by their Red soles a.k.a. Red bottoms. They usually don't make men's shoes but when they do they try to make them stand out!!! Here are the newest ones that give you that hard rocker edge to get the emo chicks, but the fashion credit to get you a model. So once you drop the $1200 it should be vagina heaven!!!!

HERE'S part of new collection, you can see the ominous glow of the red sole!!!


Here are his previous two men:

LV Swagger Jacks?!?!?!

Despite the fact that all these shoes already released, it doesn't take anything away from how uncreative this season has been as far as Louis Vuitton sneakers go. This is the basic over view for ALL the shoes the released and literally the only design that wasn't stolen was the Sunlight pair (second picture on the left). And to make it worse they stole all the designs from some of the simplest and most recognizable shoes. They Stole from New Balance, Vans, and even Converse. I'm pretty sure they get invest thousands to designers and this is what they come up with. To top it all of it seems like they take the designs and just add a 5 or 6 in front of retail price and call it a day. Thanks LV for being so darn creative!!!!

It's Still Shitty If You Got It!!!

It may not be trickin if you got it but, just because you got it doesn't me that you won't look like SHIT. This is a logo overload by none other than F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S. He is sen here with Louis Vuitton Michael backpack, Louis Vuitton Faux Semblant Carre sunglasses, and a Louis Vuitton damier sweater totaling at $2905 and atrocious outfit. This could have been one super nice outfit if he just toned it down with the logo, but of course in rapper fashion he had to "SWAG SURF". Oh and here's him doing it in his new video as well!!!

Kobe being Kobe

This is what happens when your the best basketball player of ALL TIME!!! He shoots to get an And 1 and still gets the shot in!!!!

Racist, But True!!!

Yet another acceptable racist comedy, but this time it comes from the not surprising South Park. I guess it's funny cause everything he says is true, thus making it funny. But IDK still funny as hell!!!!

Waiting Icon Of Death

I've been pretty sick and tired of people slamming PC's and praising how awesome mac were in comparison. In reality they are barely any different, and no it's not cause I don't have a mac, I DO. When this came up in the Family Guy Episode i felt a relief, that now the Mac Vs. Pc War is a fair fight.

Arrested For Not Doing Cops Job?!?!?!

If you don't know by now the dude above is Justin Bieber, he has one random song on the radio. Apparently he may get charged for NOT tweeting to his fans to calm down. I don't understand why it's an artist obligation to control the crowd, i thought that's what security was for. on top of that the kid is only fifteen, and since hen is twittering a form of crime stopping!!!

Got this from Gizmodo:
"That's what happened after his presence caused 3,000 hysteric teen girls to march into the Roosevelt Field mall, pushing everyone and each other aggressively. The police asked him to use Twitter to help disperse the multitude, which was getting increasingly violent. When he didn't comply, they arrested Bieber's label VP, James A. Roppo:

We asked for his help in getting the crowd to go away by sending out a Twitter message. By not cooperating with us we feel he put lives in danger and the public at risk.

He is now waiting to be charged, probably with "criminal nuisance, endangering the welfare of a minor and obstructing government administration." After that, the kid used Twitter to ask all the teen girls to go home because the performance got cancelled. Except for the two cute blondes with ultra-short skirts by the candy store, and the redhead with the big cleavage ordering a pizza at the food court.

It seems to me a bit extreme and stupid, much like that kid who got cleared of criminal charges because of his status update. Why wouldn't the police disperse the crowd by announcing the same thing using a megaphone? Or knocking them all with long range tasers? I can go for that or for smoke grenades. Probably both.

But would a Tweet make such a difference? What if Twitter didn't exist?"

Clipse Got Something In the Kitchen!!!

Well Till the Casket Drops still hasn't dropped yet and The Clipse already has a mixtape in the works. Be on the look out for this, but don't be downloading the music if our not buying albums LOL!!!!

DJ Wristpect x The Clipse - Bridging The Gap V4 Mixtape Coming Soon from WRISTPECT on Vimeo.

Phone Home E.T.

This little boy found actually found an alien in his backyard and didn't want it to go back home. This is wildly racist, but it's ok because the rule has always been it's ok to be racist as long as it's funny. And this shit was hilarious!!! It's crazy how they keep calling her IT!!!

Gay Rappers?!?!?!?!?!?!

I Saw the Turn My fag on awhile back but I don;t know why i didn't post but i fell upon Killing U fags which brought be back to other video. Um i guess i'll throw a Cam'ron NO HOMO here but i don't know if it applies because this dude is clearly a YES HOMO kind of guy. Watch for some weird yet funny times!!!

Kanye Steals My Post, I Swear!!!

I Don't care what anyone says but Kanye has to be looking at my blog cause dude always has posts just like mine WTF!!!! I guess great minds think like MINE. If Kanye reads this please send me a pair of the Loubutins Studs size 7.5, or am Hermes Orange and black ostrich/python belt waist 28-32, or Rick Owen Leather size S, or Kanye X Louis Vuitton Jasper All black 7.5, or Hermes Berkins (for moms) or a very nice internship and if none of this can be obtained, which i know it can just send me your Audemars Piguet I'll SETTLE for that!!! (lol) P.S. I know you maybe taking a break from lime light but I'm still waiting on your music!!!

Btw you can send any question to Chuck_Norris_is_God@hotmail.com regarding my presents!!!

The Decapitator and Poster Boy Shitting On Everybody!!!

The Decapitator and Poster Boy linked up to to vandalize some Bushwick phonebooths. There was no beheading but there was alot of shitting on niggas. As you can tell the theme was taking Dukes of Hazards on the protesters!!!!

I See You H & M

This is an Abyss News first, here is and H & M coverage, about how awesome their clothes will be. H & M rarely comes out with stuff that i like, to me their stuff is too bland and way too accessible, making H & M shoppers look like clones of each other. But this Spring collection looks amazing. Like usual they take the high-end trends and fashion and recreate them in a much more affordable way. They came pretty diverse this collection, creating some awesome blazers, dress pants, jackets and even jean vest. So be on the look out at your local retailer for some of these pieces!!!!

Manny Pacquiao Wants Mayweather!!!

Is it going to happen?!?!?!?

New Porn Medium?!?!?!

There have been all kinds of pornographic films, school based ones, in the dark ones and oh so many more. When i first saw Christine Eric X-Ray short film all i could think of was imagine if they made a porn just like this. I guess if that can't happen i'd settle for a video like this with some crazy as girl on girl make out session!!!!

Colorless Coke

No I'm not talking about clear cocaine, but the new coca cola can. Coke got Harc Lee to design it, and best part is that while it looks awesome it also helps the environment, because no paint ill be used to color all those cans!!! So go get your coke on ;-)