Saturday, January 31, 2009

Killing Insurgents while We Blast Itunes

Ok this is too technical for me right about ill just post pics and a link so you can read it from the pro's



Here is the site thefirearmblog

Woman for Me!!!!

Wouldn't it be awesome if you can find a hot girl that does care if you pull this out after sex



But she'd be super awesome if she pulls this out on you

This Site Rocks


I was always afraid of sleeping in the train because i thought someone would either rob me or take me hostage, BUT now I have a REAL reason to not sleep on the train. This site called AsleepOnTheSubway is posting up pictures of random people sleeping in the train for everyone to see!!!

I love those Dentyne posters

Friday, January 30, 2009

They Got Ryan Leslie Too

The internet is making it harder and harder to release your music, because it seems everyones album is getting leaked. Ryan Leslie was also hit with dilemma but he figure out a way to get his point across.

Ryan Leslie's Album Drops from Ryan Leslie on Vimeo.

Make sure you get it because I sure am!!!!!!!

Fakes Keep on Coming



Well I introduced the blueberry FAKE Phone before now its time to introduce the ModBook Pro FAKE laptop. This laptop is based on the newest MacBook Pro Unibody that just came out, except this one is pen and touch screen compatible. It has the same specifications as the MacBook Pro (if you know about that stuff), so it's no surprise the prices start at a cool $5,000!!! So if your Jim Jones Ballin visit Axiotron to pre-order!!!! But the irony behind buying such an expensive FAKE may hit you later, but it is tempting I KNOW!!!

Throwback

Some people may remember this, but man i can't forget this because I always contemplated what i'd do with a Million dollars to spend in 24 hours

Lil' Flip - This Is The Way We Ball

Epic Post Revisited


If you've been reading this blog, you probably fell upon the EPIC POST regarding temporary tattoos and urinary tract infection. Ok well if that was actually true better be careful because Brazilian model Mariana Brindi just died from a urninary tract infection, and we all know that if anyone would be spared it would be the beautiful people first!!!

Here the full story

Im a Dog Guy But WTF

This is just freaking insane, why the hell would you use Cats as bait?!?!?!!?... these mofo's should be shot in the back of the spine and made paralyzed for the rest of their lives
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Great Bape News


Bape has always tried to keep their clothes limited to their few boutiques they have around the world, but it seems like they will be opening a Online store soon. Lets wait and see how this works out!!!

Want List!!!

I need help trying to find Leather Driving Gloves like these: (but in a store so i can try them on)


Thursday, January 29, 2009

This is BULLSHIT

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Well we all know it's been DIPSET (b_0) since the beginning of time. There was even an elite group of kids named goonies after this DIPSET movement, but now there is this new so called DIPSET movement which is CAM'RON less!!!! How does this make any sense how can the person that introduced everyone to the DIPLOMATS be excluded from the cover of magazines, and even be so called kicked out the group?!?!?!?!? NO FREAKING WAY, DIPSET and CAM'RON fans must come together and bring back the REAL DIPSET, because I'm riding with KILLA CAM till the end. I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO JUELZ, ZEKEY, JIM, HELL RELL, JR WRITER were, so CAM'RON if you ever read this we waiting for that album, I will cop at LEAST 1. But come show these niggas that the movement only moves when KILLA says so. UGH these mofo's saying they tired of waiting for CAM'RON, but when he was putting all of ya on the map ya was DIPSET 4 LIFE!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!! WE NEED THE ALL DIPSET BACK!!!!! NOW SO CAM'RON HURRY THE FUCK BACK, BECAUSE I CAN'T LISTEN TO SANTANA'S TOWN (DIPSET) WITH OUT THINKING OF THE GOOD OL DAYS WHEN PINK WAS THE COLOR AND EVERYONES PANTS WAS LIKE five(S) SIZES TO BIG!!!!! BUT JUELZ AND JIM DOING THEY SHIT ON THEY OWN STILL On that note SUUUUUUU WUUUUUUUUUU DADA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO b_0....Goonies FOR LIFE... but DEADASS FOR LIFE

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NOW I'M SAD
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This Dude Bringing Back the Movement

New Dipset Producer know as AraabMuzik freestyles on beat machine. Totally mind FUCKED after watching it

Whats Celebrity is on Your Level?


This "Who Tall are You Mirror" allows you to compare your height with up to 120 celebrities, because now a days its all about your celebrity status!!!! You can get this $85 dollar celebrity measure mirror here

Music Never Looked so Good!!!


This naked mannequin speaker ensemble by Bob Turek is quite SEXY. The mannequin made of fiberglass, two banging speaker, 1/8 stereo jack, power/volume knob, and hand-built solid-state stereo amplifier. So when you trying to get in the mood to do the do this will never fail. Its 36" x18" x12" which is big enough to make your party bump ;-). And it makes me happy to see its using a ZUNE!!!

Louis Vuitton Makes a GOAL with this one


Louis Vuitton introduced this soccer inspired monogram bag in their recent fall/winter 09 fashion show. Showing how even European luxury brands love soccer, as much as the residents!!

Official Abyss Gif/Avatar

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

THe Yes Dance!!!!

Robert James from Wild n Out n You Got Served teaches you how to YES!!!!... Lets put the fork in the garbage disposal!!! (old but i know some one hasn't seen it out there)

A Little Racist But Whatever

I guess they let the moment get the best of them but Jay-Z's line was good none the less, and im sure he was talking about lies not white peoples lies. Even though Bush IS white

3G Sidekick LX 2009 Preview

Take a look, there is even specs on the side. It seems like the kept their facebook and myspace fiends in mind!!!!

Gimme Gimme More

The Almighty Kobe has linked up with Ecko's own Marc Ecko to grace the cover of the Complex magazine and do a full on interview ranging from his newly release sneakers, his competitiveness, the fact he did NOT buy Kanye's album and many more. Its worth checking out just go to Complex to get full story. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't get the magazine February 10th.

Gaming is Serious Buisness


Crazy man Erik Salvador Ayala went on a killing/suicide spree in Portland, but he took his gaming so serious he left specific steps in his suicide note tp his roommate regarding what should happen to his PS3.

He wrote:
You know my ps3 is special. Similar USED ps3's go for AT LEAST $450-$500. Our landlord guy wants a ps3 like mine. Let him know that $400 would be a GOOD deal. If he doesn't want it, format the drive by going to Settings>System>Format Utility. You can say it "comes with the latest firmware software" to help market it on the internet. In case you don't know, it's the special "100% backwards compatible" (60 GB) ps3.

If it wasn't for the 2 deaths n 7 injured this would've been epic lol moment...R.I.P. to those lost

Bang out With Your Wang Out!!!!!


I showed you the Chanel Snowboard which was pretty smooth, but with summer right around the corner Chanel will be releasing a Guitar so that you can serenade your loved one. And if your feeling extra frugal with your money there is even a all white quilted leather case for it!!!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Kanye West is Single

Although Kanye West is single it is clear he down for some bed rocking!!!!!

ABYSS EXCLUSIVE Video

Q-Tip Cleaning Out Your Ears

OK that was a corny ass Title but whatever here is ManWomanBoogie Video, one of my fave songs from The Recession


Q-Tip - "Manwomanboogie" from Three/21 Films on Vimeo.

The all Mighty 23 + 1

More promotion from the BEST basketball player ever

Why are People So Creative

Heres an unofficial video to Street Lights lot of slow-mo. I LOVE this song and video soooooo much
(Dude took video off sorry)

K.West - SL from J Gavin on Vimeo.

Just Because i Can Top 5 songs from 808's
1. Say You Will
2. Paranoid
3. Street Lights
4. Bad News
5. Robocop (Strings made it od good)/Amazing

Freaking Rich People

We all know that I'm one of the biggest Spongebob and Bape fans, and the fact that Pharrell can get both together, along with crocodile skin is NOT COOL!!!!! Thank God i Hate Yellow I would've been extra mad!!!!!!!


Monday, January 26, 2009

Ok Kanye Sneakers Are kind of Swaggalcious

The first all white boat shoes were cool but these two right here are tuff like CHUCK NORRIS'S beard...(but he has defiantly been stealing some of my posts, i think he hacks into my scheduled drafts and post them first because WTF!!!!)

I need all red sneakers too


High Tops are sick don't like pink too much but the model is insane


Kanye, his shoes, and most important the King Of Fashion: MARC JACOB (PEEP THE SKIRTS AND TIGHT)

Ryan Leslie a.k.a R. LEZ


It's been along time since I posted the artist in the spotlight, so I'm back again with Ryan Leslie who i like to call the smartest Hip-Hop Artist Ever. This name doesn't come from his mastermind work on the keys or his work bringing the gorgeous Cassie to fame, but because in his Junior year he got a perfect 1600 (no writing portion), and graduated from Harvard at age 19 (turning down Yale). But upon graduation he saw his calling to the arts and decided he would follow his dreams. As expected he succeeded helping make Me & u a number one smash hit (which he wrote, produced, and recorded in his living room!) I'll boost more about him certifing his greatness by telling you he has produced for Beyoncé, Britney Spears, Cassie, JoJo, Danity Kane, Diddy, Snoop Dogg, and LL Cool J. Now that I made it clear the man know what he doing, I'll let you on a little secret, unlike most modern day producers (Just Blaze, Kanye West, Timberland Heatmakerz and many More) Ryan Leslie knows plays the real instruments, rather than using beat machine. ALL IN ALL THE MAN IS A GENIOUS IN HIS OWN RIGHT BECAUSE IF SOME TRAGEDY HAPPENS AND HIS RECORD LABEL (NEXTSELCTION) FAILS, HE STILL HAS A HARVARD DEGREE IN GOVERNMENT AND ECONOMICS. AND SOMETHING TELLS ME IT WON'T BE TO HARD FOR HIM TO FIND A JOB!!!!!!

But What You need to do is watch this man in the studio
(New with Kid Cudi)

Ryan Leslie x Kid Cudi @ studio from Vernonmac on Vimeo.











SUPER EPIC POST

While Roaming the New York Streets with some good pals of mines i was quickly pulled aside to be given some earth shattering news. One of my High School pals leans in and tells me "Don't put temporary tattoos on your penis, my cousin did and he got a Urinary Track Infection." At first I took this as a joke, but upon further review I realized that this story was too CRAZY to be made up. So I'm going to use this post to advice ALL GUY: NO TEMPORARY TATTOOS ON YOUR PENIS!!!!!!

So none of these temporary tattoos on your penis'


Sunday, January 25, 2009

100th Post

Well for my 100th POST its all about the BIG SIS because todays her B-day!!!!! SHE FINALLY 21. We should be in Puerto Rico or on our way back 2day (created awhile ago)!!!! In my sisters honor ill post a random pics of her




LAST BUT NOT LEAST: because she TRUELY is an ANGEL :-)

Saturday, January 24, 2009

My New Fave Video

This is Weezer alternate video to Pork and Beans it incorporates many people who have enjoyed internet fame, it is like the video version of Mad Skillz rap up:


Original Version

Rock Out With Cock Out...


WarBeast has released a badass guitar control for the PS3 that will make you seem like a real rocker when you play Guitar Hero or RockBand. This things is crazy smooth and since your probably never going to ever learn how to play a REAL guitar might as well get the best FAKE guitar out there. BUT MAKE SURE YOU KEEP YOUR PRIVATES IN YOUR PANTS!!!!!

The Lab

Well technically its a laptop, but kind of like MTV cribs i wanted t show everyone where the magic happens!!!...This is my beautiful macbook Pro (which is no longer the newest). It's my first mac and i can't complain one bit



Friday, January 23, 2009

The Texting Challenge


13 year old Reina Hardesty' made a whopping 14,528 text messages in just one month. Which is equivalent to making 20 texts every hour on the hour (in a 30 day month). Sources say (Gizmodo) that if she did not have unlimited text plan the bill would have come out to $2,811 O_O. So in her honor all your friends to a text off to see if you can beat her. Hope you have a qwerty keyboard, a lot of friends, and unlimited texts!!!!

Scared Shitless


Many people want to add some spice to their day by going out and watching scary movies, playing extreme sports, or do some crazy stuff like RIDING THE BACK OF TRAINS (hahahahaha), but i found a way to scare yourself for many days to come. Visit the site here so you can have some scary fun!!!! GO ON DO IT!!! GUARANTEED TO SCARE THE LIVING BAJESUS out of you!!!1

BlackberryXAbyss

The First Official Collaboration between ABYSS and a major Company comes in the form of a 1 of 1 phone. What you think?





Thursday, January 22, 2009

Protect Your Ankles Fool

With the Nike Zoom Kobe IV there is defiantly going to be more and more commercials advertising the sneakers. Continuing with the last commercial Kobe Bryant spoofs the lawyer firms offering the ankle insurance. TAKE A LOOK KOBE DEFAINLTY MAINTAINS HIS NAME AS THE LOCKER CLOWN!!!! Peep the Samuel L. Jackson impersonator too!!!



Remember ankles will be big this summer so PROTECT YOUR ANKLES FOOL!!!

Throw Your Sets UP!!!

In a few days there will be a release of a documentary entitled Crips and Bloods: Made in America, which will go in to incredible detail about the origins of the gangs and the world wide feud. This is set to be one great documentary considering all the hoop-la around gang activities this day. This will defiantly be worth looking at, but make sure you get their soon because it won't be in theaters for long!!
http://www.madeinamericathemovie.com/

Crips and Bloods: Made in America - New York
January 23-29, 2008
IFC Center
323 Sixth Ave
New York, NY 10014
p: 212-924-7771

Crips and Bloods: Made in America - Los Angeles
February 6-12, 2009
Laemmle’s Sunset 5
8000 Sunset Blvd W. Hollywood
CA 90046
323-848-3500

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Let the Force Be with YOU!!!


Toy Company Uncle Millton Industries is set to release a toy that seems to be a Jedi's training station. With the use of a headset and concentration the call in the Tube rises. Crazy eh? I don't know exactly how it works but if this can potentially allow me to throw rocks and choke people with the FORCE it is defiantly worth the predicted $100 price tag!!!!

A bit Late

Here Lebron's big new 3 days late though

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Obama is DOMINICAN



By the looks of this picture it looks like Obama is going to be inaugurated today as the first Dominican president. Omg no more boat rides to america, and a lot more plantains in our diet

Presidents Day

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 Look at the logo on his shirt

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Since today is the inaugration day i will post my favorite Obama related things