SUPER EPIC POST

While Roaming the New York Streets with some good pals of mines i was quickly pulled aside to be given some earth shattering news. One of my High School pals leans in and tells me "Don't put temporary tattoos on your penis, my cousin did and he got a Urinary Track Infection." At first I took this as a joke, but upon further review I realized that this story was too CRAZY to be made up. So I'm going to use this post to advice ALL GUY: NO TEMPORARY TATTOOS ON YOUR PENIS!!!!!!

So none of these temporary tattoos on your penis'